Ahmadinejad

When a girl is giving you head, right as she swallows, punch or chop her in the throat and listen to the sound she makes. It sounds like she's saying: "HAK-MA-DIN-A-JAD"

I introduced my girlfriend to the AHMADINEJAD last night.

by Pound-Cake August 5, 2009

Ahmad

A little Arab bomber who may seem rude but really he is the best person inside and out that you will ever meet. He has a wonderful life ahead of him and will marry eliyan. He will one day have abs and a very black girlfriend. He hates the name Stephanie because it reminds him of monkey shit and he likes to watch porn @nasser

Wow! You’re being an ahmad because you just pranked me

by Nasser Odetallah May 15, 2018

Ahmed

Ahmed is a person with a very small penis :).

me:Hahaahahah you're an ahmed.
Someone: but i haven't a small penis

by Emilijan January 2, 2017

Ahmad

A spoiled bitch

Ahmad like noor noor is unhappy

by Hoxtonparkdrammaclass April 5, 2018

Ahmad

He’s a kinda cute but really ugly guy he can be really nice but mean at the same time. When you meet him you will think he’s the biggest dumbass and your right but he’s very athletic and a lovable person. He doesn’t get mad easily and is very forgiving he loves to help people and eat food.

Person 1: hey it’s ahmad
Person 2: wassup ahmad

by Period 🧢 April 14, 2019

Dirty Ahmed

When you ejaculate on another man's face while their gf watches while doing the dishes. Then you proceed to do the same to her while the guy continues eating your ass until you shit your guts everywhere.

Bro remember that time when we did a Dirty Ahmed at that party last year

by Chamse in the air September 12, 2021

Ahmad

Ahmads are stupid types of people who act like a pice of shit no one likes them all they do is go home and cry over there fortnite losses. Ahmeds also are the biggest simps you can ever find and are always in the set 8 class

Ahmad: a Name

by Ismale loony July 3, 2020