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Ahmed

Ahmed is a annoying person, he likes to send random things in WhatsApp groups during the morning and late night, he’s blonde and has colorful eyes, he has a bed next to his brother, and he is part of a Minecraft clan, he’s always caught dancing by his relatives, he gets sick from eating messsy foods and takes little bites, he lends a lot of money and he owns a large banana plush.
by Robotanb January 15, 2020
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Ahme

Ahem... but cooler
"Ahme, sir, but thine fresh pigs urine has gone cold."
"Don't ever use that word again."
"Which one, sire?"
"FUCKING AHME!"
by Great Northern 1147 January 1, 2024
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Ahmed

A white person most of the time born as a dwarf has a sexy hair and talks a lot about how he would fight but then he has mercy and most times he is gay to people that start with letter y, b, r, a, h
Thank god I’m not an Ahmed
by Misty mystery May 4, 2019
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Ahmed

Ahmed is a business man and always about the money
Ahmed Like he is the owner of aks_transformation
by Aks_transformation November 22, 2021
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Ahmed

Ahmed is the name of a crazy boy, awesome, funny and sweet boy, but sometimes acts stupid. He makes a great boyfriend He knows how to bring out a woman's submissive side, The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many but many hate him and he doesn’t gaf about it, yet love’s only one other more than his own life, But his hard to impress.An Ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage. Even though he loves only one other He has a few Machiavellian traits about him lol. If you know an Ahmed, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have, and you can trust him with your whole life, but he will never ever trust you. He’s self reliant person Realest nigga in da cut always backin beef and respecting the bros never opped or snaked no bros in his life and will always be a nigga u want by your side, until you cross a line. He can easily see through lies and fakery very quickly just don’t try telling me fake stories
“Ahmed that nice guy but he’s hard
by Realestniqqa122 November 21, 2021
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Ahmed Parkar

Ahmed is slang for someone that engages in casual homosexuality. More specifically, a man that is into a man.
OMG have you seen the new guy? He’s sooo Ahmed Parkar. He’s even got a boyfriend!
by sambuch June 10, 2025
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Ahmed

An unc who plays fighting games and denies being an oil prince.
by kaizox1 December 18, 2024
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