1. An overwhelming urge to completely destroy or mangle something that is so cute, that it’s pathetic. This feeling is usually triggered by baby animals or objects that tend to be “Smoll”.
The thoughts going through your head may scare you as you pick up an absolutely adorable “smoll” puppy and have the urge to squeeze it until it splatters in your hands or at least hard enough for its eyeballs to pop out.
Another common reaction for those with Adorable Aggression might not want to kill the puppy, instead suddenly feel the need to throw up on it without warning.
The thoughts going through your head may scare you as you pick up an absolutely adorable “smoll” puppy and have the urge to squeeze it until it splatters in your hands or at least hard enough for its eyeballs to pop out.
Another common reaction for those with Adorable Aggression might not want to kill the puppy, instead suddenly feel the need to throw up on it without warning.
“OMG bro! Did you see Linda’s Miniature Lahsa Apso Labradoodle Puppies?! I was holding one It was so goddamn cute that my Adorable Aggression kicked in!… I had to put it down before I puked on it and punted it across the yard!”
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Get the Aggressive Begging mug.A deliberate and calculated behavior exhibited by an organization or its members, particularly law enforcement agencies, where they feign misunderstanding or lack of capability to fulfill a legal or formal request for information. This tactic is employed as a means of evasion to avoid accountability, transparency, or the disclosure of information that could implicate the organization in illegal activities or misconduct. It is characterized by an outward appearance of cooperation or innocence, masking an intentional effort to obstruct justice or the rightful access to information. This behavior is passive-aggressive in nature because it avoids direct confrontation or refusal while actively working against the requester's aims to uncover truth or obtain justice.
This definition encapsulates the manipulative and obstructive nature of the behavior, emphasizing its purpose as a strategy to evade legal and moral responsibilities.
This definition encapsulates the manipulative and obstructive nature of the behavior, emphasizing its purpose as a strategy to evade legal and moral responsibilities.
The police department's refusal to provide the requested documents, coupled with their pretense of not understanding the clear terms of the FOIA request, is a classic case of passive-aggressive strategic incompetence designed to shield themselves from scrutiny.
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Enjoying the flavour of what you are eating when sometimes quite suddenly it ceases to taste good and can also be come completely unpalatable that you have to immediately stop eating it.
Inspired by the term “pet aggression” like when a cat is enjoying being petted, suddenly bites your hand to get you to stop petting them. It’s usually a quick transition, often unexpected. Consider your tastebuds the “cat” in flavour aggression.
Enjoying the flavour of what you are eating when sometimes quite suddenly it ceases to taste good and can also be come completely unpalatable that you have to immediately stop eating it.
Inspired by the term “pet aggression” like when a cat is enjoying being petted, suddenly bites your hand to get you to stop petting them. It’s usually a quick transition, often unexpected. Consider your tastebuds the “cat” in flavour aggression.
I was chilln’ and munching on salt n’ vinegar chips when flavour aggression suddenly hit, I couldn’t eat another bite.
I love these pretzels! -ten minutes later- These pretzels are making me thirsty! Yuck!
I love these pretzels! -ten minutes later- These pretzels are making me thirsty! Yuck!
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