Artist-Lost

The term Artist-Lost is used to describe any artist forced to have a non art career in order to finance their art career.

A satirical webcomic based on the art world through the eyes of a fantasy illustrator created by artist Jason Notter.
Why would you want to go to school for art? Your just going to end up an Artist-Lost for the better part of your life.
by Disgruntled Artist March 24, 2009
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performance artist

Yeah, I heard he's a performance artist.

Oh, so he makes porn, I see.
by nemen December 26, 2013
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pickup artist

Something a scrawny computer nerd calls himself to sound cool in front of other nerds.
computer user 1: I am totally a pickup artist
computer user 2: The last time you walked in front of a girl you pissed your pants
by Roguetrick March 4, 2007
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sketch artist

One who is constantly paranoid especially while drunk or high.
(driving home after a long night of drinking)

Caroline: oh my God I heard a siren you're getting pulled over!!!!

James: That was my cell phone beeping you fucking sketch artist!
by Erin May 7, 2004
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Word Artist

The type of person who is incessant on finding the perfect word for what they are trying to say, and once they do, they say the word in a condescending tone, as if you don't know what it means.

This person may also welcome you into their "Foyer" (often pronouncing it foy-ay) when they open their front door.

This person sounds like they are trying to paint a picture with every sentence.
Regular Person: "Hey, did you eat yet?"

Word Artist: "That's... That's... The /DEDUCTION/ one would make."

R.P.: "Dude STFU and just say yes, douchebag."
by dexi June 1, 2010
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Crap artist

Phillip K Dick book, a man or woman who takes everyday materials and try to pronounce it with art
the crap artist made his meal of bacon and eggs into a smiley face to show an extensionalist look of hell
by marcu$ May 3, 2004
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Choke Artist

The Boston Redsox have to be the biggest choke artist in the 21 century after their performance against the Yankees
by daveoooooo September 23, 2012
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