Wood Ape

A large seven foot or greater "big-foot" type creature who is typically heard making ape like calls in large forest areas of the north western area of the U.S. the wood ape is often just out of camera focus and is never clearly photographed. Some foot prints may or may not have been found if wood apes exist but if they do not exist then foot prints have not been found. Wood apes are notoriously elusive and are sometimes smelled from a distance, often described as a piece of shit wrapped in burnt hair.

Ezekiel: Dude big foot is fake!

Bryson: Dude no way, I've seen one, but it wasn't a big foot, it was a wood ape!

Ezekiel: Bring me some of its droppings or shut up!

Bryson: I have the droppings of someone who has seen a wood ape...

Ezekiel: ....Shut up!!!

by EEZY90 December 30, 2011

AP Whore

Some one who simply can't get enough of AP classes and insists on bragging about it. You can often find them in class studying for an exam an entire month away. Usually they're friendless and alone and socially awkward.

Mike Samson is an AP Whore

by WhyWouldYouCare July 18, 2009

AP Student

a generally nerdy person, except for the few in the class that are kickass individuals. they spend most of their time copying outlines from the book website or e-mailing their friends to say FUCK I HATE THISS or generally to pass on some good ids. they do not read the chapter until the night before the test. for the final ap test, they like to alternate between freak out mode for which they are famous for among their non-ap friends and the standard "i dont even care" which makes them feel better about their 2 hours spent studying. their palms sweat before their test and afterwards they share a jumping highfive and then get drunk for the first time of their life from pure excitement. this is what goes down for an ap student.

"i am an ap student"

"wow u only get drunk to celebrate the end of ap test"

"affirmative"

or

"mom she started it"

"no germany started it when they invaded poland"
*collective BURRRRN*

by cranberryyyy May 15, 2006

deck ape

Naval term used to signify a "botswain's mate" on a ship who is in charge of anchors, moorings, lines, rope etc.

Chief! Order deck apes to pull anchor!

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

ranally aped

Originally a screw up by a certain German 3 student in the year 2009, when a sudden bout of dyslexia struck and caused the term "anally raped" to be transformed into "ranally aped" it was then recognized to be even more negative sounding than the original so the term was kept.

Student A) Dude, that lit test?
B) no man, totally screwed it up
A) yeah man, it totally "ranally aped" me
B) ouch dude, that blows

by sereal emaj March 18, 2009

Barking at the ape

Eating an old school chick, specifically doing so with much fervor and unbridled enthusiasm

So i met Yolanda, and she begged me to peel off her bellbottoms and i did a little barking at the ape...

by Steeler Crow January 12, 2008

AP Bio

1. The Advanced Placement course in which students learn college level Biology in hopes that they can use their 4 or 5 AP test scores for college.

2. A biology course where students are forced and rushed to read and test on every single chapter in their 55+ chapter books. They do labs too.

3. In Kansas, a course where students are told that a supernatural being designed all life and are then sent home.

(Definition 1)
"What did you get on your AP Bio?"

"A five! No introductory Bio 101 for me!"



(Definition 2)
"What did you do last night?"

"Studied for my double chapter test for AP Bio."

"You take a test on two chapters at once?"

"Every week."

"Don't you guys do labs too?"

"Every week."



(Definition 3)
"What did you guys learn in AP Bio?"

"I dunno. What Would Jesus Learn?"

by Talono December 21, 2008