Cat

A god.

Some people say they own a cat but that actually they're the cats slaves.
Some people say cats die but truly they simply teleport.

Some people say cats aren't vicious they're wrong.

A cat can do anything.

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Guy: your cats nice.
Me: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST A CAT CAN BE OWNED.

by Goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood November 13, 2020

Cat

Your future overlord.

"Our supreme leader, Oreo the cat, has a bounty for your life that I'm going to collect."

by just 4 cats in a trench coat November 17, 2020

Cat

Funny looking dog abomination

Jared: Hey dud wuts a cat
Dipshit: A mutated and weird ass dog

by OHYEAHDADDY;) November 18, 2020

cat

a cat is a harry ninja that apparently has 9 lives. my cat ate my dog:(

jmal:"boiz, look itz a CAT!!"

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

cat

a baby lion

lion: that's my cat
cat mom: that's my child
lion: no it's mine

by XxStarlightxX December 2, 2020

Cat

an animal that has a tail and is scared of pickles, snakes, and bananas.

if you put a banana next to a cat while it's eating its food it will jump in the air.

by MeowDax October 27, 2020

Cat

An animal that can be kept as a pet; comes from kitten and evolves into a lion, tiger, jaguar, etc.

That cute cat!

by Darkness666 November 2, 2020