You have a blue room blue house and blue bed sheets. What’s your favorite color? What do you think. Pink. IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT
by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021
Get the Sarcasmmug. The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.
Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016
Get the captain sarcasmmug. Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.
Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”
Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being
sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”
Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being
sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”
by JaKhaki_Twin May 1, 2021
Get the Sarcasm retardmug. by enjoyeroflargepenis September 10, 2016
Get the Sarcasmicmug. Jill: Don't you love Square Dancing?
Will: Definitely*very much sarcasm*
Jill:That wasn't nice D:
Will:What?
Jill: There was so much sarcasmity It felt I got Sarcasm Cancer. D:
Will: Definitely*very much sarcasm*
Jill:That wasn't nice D:
Will:What?
Jill: There was so much sarcasmity It felt I got Sarcasm Cancer. D:
by Jrean September 1, 2009
Get the Sarcasmitymug. 
Sarcasm is a sentence that is opposite to the truth (which means the sentence is lying).
It can be used to insult others or joke about them.
It can be used to insult others or joke about them.
person 1: look bro i just noticed that the bug is literally DEADLY
person 2: wow, good eyes! as if we didnt literally have a bug encyclopedia in hand bro XD
person 1:...is that supposed to be sarcasm
person 2: wow, good eyes! as if we didnt literally have a bug encyclopedia in hand bro XD
person 1:...is that supposed to be sarcasm
by kalznomnomXD September 15, 2025
Get the Sarcasmmug.