Muddle your fruit

When you beating that pussy up so good she feels like you are making a liquid mess of her juice box

Hey shawty, come to the crib and let me muddle your fruit for a lil bit.

by partypruden March 31, 2016

Losing Your Dressing

Those moments when you randomly lose your balance and almost fall over.

I just almost fell over because I lost my balance!

Dude, I think you mean you were losing your dressing!

by Dogrules23 February 9, 2019

Melt your Ass

When you’re about to hurt someone physically or verbally

Person 1: I’m gonna melt your ass
Person 2: oh man, don’t melt my ass!

by Sonofagaylord February 12, 2019

Your mum gay

A name to call when you roast someone

You;Your mum gay Crowd: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Gay buthole February 12, 2019

Squeeze your chicken

Squeezing something full of fat or air.

Come over here baby and let me squeeze your chicken!

by Scruggssa May 31, 2018

Your ancestor a pancestor

Worse than your mum gay, your dad lesbian, your granny a tranny and your grandpap a trap combined

“Your mom gay”
“No u”

“Your dad lesbian”
“Your granny a tranny”
“Your grandpap a trap!”
“WELL YOUR ANCESTOR A PANCESTOR!”
Entire family line is erased from existence

by Contractcloser April 6, 2018

your ass is itchy

When you want to let someone know that you think they are full of shit; or they are wrong and/ or lying

Person 1: “My girlfriends a model. My mom loves her! She’s so sweet & beautiful!
Person 2: “No way! When has your mom met her? When have you met her? you always talk about her but none of us have ever met her. You haven’t even met her! We’ve all only seen the same picture again & again.

Person 1: “no, we met um, ah, last month’” “ she’s just always out of state since, you know, she’s a model”
Person 2: haha dude, no way! Quit lying! Your ass is itchy!

by DCH_23 May 16, 2018