Do a David Cox

Shit myself whilst out running

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.

by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024

David Freeman

Big dick slinging but no hoes want his broke ass.

Girl, He is such a David Freeman. He got the dick but not a wallet.

by Daniel Howard Tatom October 1, 2018

David

David has a massive cock and is super gay. He's lonely and desperate for affection so he mastubrates all the time. David loves to suck dick but he has nobody's to suck so he sucks his own.

"Bro did you see David"
"Yeah I heard him mastubarting in the bathroom"
"He's gay"

by ilovecumandcock October 13, 2022

cheeky david

a cheeky david is when a geography teacher is caught off duty in a hooters

look at that cheeky david!

by sike mfker February 14, 2023

David

a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.

david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)

by useless12736 November 20, 2021

David

A potato disguised as a human.

David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.

by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021

David

Little middle child with neglect issues. No matter what a David will make sure he’s the center of the Cheesecake Factory making fun of his sister and her eating habits.

“David, stop being a shit head”

by Pissypantspomade November 13, 2021