czechoslovakian hand grenade

Take a large shit and shape it into a hand grenade like shape. Place said shit into the freezer. Remove from freezer and ask party guests to stand in a circle. Play hot potato until the shit defrosts and splats upon someone’s hand.

Scott’s hand still smells after losing a game of Czechoslovakian hand grenade.

by Theshittiest April 4, 2023

Mexican Hand Clamp

The act of transporting large objects (sheets of wood, mattresses, etc.) on the roof of one's car using only hand strength to retain the cargo.

Mexican Hand Clamp example:
Juan: Yo vato, we need to rent a truck to transport some plywood.
José: No esé, we'll just (Mexican) hand clamp that shit on my 94 Civic and drive reaalll slow.

by Elijah Brown March 8, 2018

second-hand smoked

An innocent bystander who has been killed in a gunfight can be referred to as "Second-hand smoked."

John: Did you hear the gunshots last night?
Jack: Yeah I did. Joe told me the intended victim got away, but some old lady got second-hand smoked.

by phonaputer November 5, 2015

Texas Hand Warmer

A slang term for a female whose vaginal muscles are loose enough to allow for the insertion of entire hand. Normally used as a derogatory term implying promiscuity.

Man I got with Angel last night, that chick is a real Texas hand warmer.

by Montanak121 September 3, 2013

ass ball hand

When a man scratches his ass then his balls and puts his hand on a womans face.

I just ass ball handed your mom!

by Thecowsaysmoo80 July 26, 2009

Back hand smile

A Back handed smile is when somebody smiles without actually showing their teeth or fully grinning. People typically use it when they're too ashamed or self conscious to smile. It is typically used by actor Wyatt Oleff during photos with fans or just in general. It looks incredibly forced and awkward. Its practically smiling yet frowning at the same time.

"Hey dude! Don't back hand smile and just smile normally!"
"But I don't want too!

by harpsichord May 5, 2020

second hand drink

A beer or mixed drink that someone has walked off and left from a bar or a party.

1. Dean must be really drunk. He is drinking that second hand drink. Someone probably spit or pissed in it and is watching somewhere laughing.

2. That second hand drink has a cigarette butt in it. Do you dare me to drink it anyway?

by second hand drinker July 30, 2009