The news tells you people dont like to talk about death. If that was true, people would never talk about death, and yet, people talk about death all the time, to the point it's not interesting. People dont like to talk about sex and crazy people, but they love to talk about death.
Talking about death is dull, but people still love to talk about death and taxes for some reason. Death, taxes, and sports, three of the least interesting subjects seem to be the ones the most people talk about. You dont hear many people talk about bugs, trees, amphibians, or unicycles, they dont like to talk about those things (out loud) the way you hear people talk about death, taxes, and sports.
by Solid Mantis August 11, 2020
Get the Deathmug. The cure for living. If you are born, you have a 100% guarantee to receive YOUR death within the next 200 years.
by The_bean_warrior July 28, 2021
Get the Deathmug. (noun) the instance in which a pooper is engaging in defecation and begins to urinate, but the stream of urination enters the crevice between the toilet seat and the toilet base, thus causing urine to soak the bathroom floor and back of the pooper's pants
Jake: Brian! What the fuck, man! Why's there piss all over the fucking bathroom floor?!
Brian: Sorry, bro, that's my bad. I was playing COC and I got the Stream of Death. Next thing I knew there was piss everywhere.
Jake: Aw man, sorry to hear. I understand the struggle.
Brian: Thanks for your understanding.
Jake:
Brian:
Jake: I love you.
Brian: Kiss me.
Brian: Sorry, bro, that's my bad. I was playing COC and I got the Stream of Death. Next thing I knew there was piss everywhere.
Jake: Aw man, sorry to hear. I understand the struggle.
Brian: Thanks for your understanding.
Jake:
Brian:
Jake: I love you.
Brian: Kiss me.
by kyle0326 April 7, 2020
Get the Stream of Deathmug. When someone with an open wound on their fingers, fingers another person with AIDS in the butthole who's bleeding from the ass.
Did you hear about Steve? Crazy, he was FINGERING THE DEATH STAR and just found out he's got the HIVy.
by SanjeCollins March 5, 2018
Get the Fingering the Death Starmug. A song so sublime, you can be satisfied to know that you will die immediately after the song is over. It is the last song you ever listen to.
When the song is over, you die.
When the song is over, you die.
by Bobby Tsunami December 15, 2023
Get the death-songmug. Death the kid is a character from soul eater and is the son of lord death. He uses two pistols as weapons. He is obsessed with symmetry on a concerning amount. Last fact: he has NO FUCKING SPINE here is his spine —> S
“Hey did you hear that death the kid beat up black star again?” “Yeah he turned at a 89 degree angle instead of 90”
by aNotNormalAnimeSimp April 1, 2021
Get the Death the kidmug. 