michael

he’s acting like a MICHAEL right now, he’s so sherm
by shermdemon June 12, 2022
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Michael

A god with a massive penis and being completely ripped, especially his legs. No other one dares no challenge him. All girls want to marry him and stay with him.
Girl: let me pray so one day I can fuck the god Michael

Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.
by All the women in the world November 23, 2021
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Michael

he is a nice kid with 5 friends, but one of them annoys him a lot!
One of Michael's five friends had built a fantastic keyboard!
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Michael is gorgeous and absolutely handsome man. I have met lots of fucking handsome men in the world, but Michael is definitely on the top of this list. His smile, beautilful and stunning eyes are always looking at me... Lets talk about his body.... God damn... hot as fuck.... If I am Michael, I would be mostly proud of my sexy ass. (Guys, I know about what I am talking about) You can just imagine Leonardo DiCaprio and you will know, what I am talking about. Let´s talk about personality. He means a lot in your life. He can make you laugh everytime. On the other hand, he can make your heart and eyes crying a lot. What I aboslutlely hate about him is that he can get mad in a few seconds and it is very difficult to explain him some importnat things. He is a godfather of little boy, and guys, when I see him with the little boy a promise you, that Michael will be the best father of your children. He is my everything. Love you, Michael!
Michael: "Heey, how are you? Is everything okay? I hadn´t know anything about you form last night. I am stressed! Just send me a message that you are okey."
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The biggest hater you’ll ever meet. Most likely an island boi or a zombie in a Hawaiian shirt.
Bro that person is being such a Michael.
by Hot gyall November 24, 2021
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