Chris is normally a shit siege player and tries to play with people who carry him. He normally rages when you call him trash and tries to come up with a comeback, but it takes him about 5 minuties to think of one. He has long twiggy legs & arms, no muscles and thinks he’s good at soccer. He also has a square head almost like Steve of MINECRAFT. He almost always gets the top marks in his class because he is a nerdy trihard and isn’t good at much else (siege).
Me: Chris your trash
Chris: at least I’m not donuting
Me: I have more kills than you
Chris: i have to get off, I’m not allowed to play during the week.
Chris: at least I’m not donuting
Me: I have more kills than you
Chris: i have to get off, I’m not allowed to play during the week.
by PENTA IS BEST April 13, 2018
Get the Chrismug. The best boyfriend you will ever meet. The sweetest guy ever alive. Chris will make you feel special and remind you of your true beauty each and every single day. He will love you unconditionally, make you laugh until you can’t breathe, and show you how to live your life to the fullest. Chris is the best person you will ever meet. He’s very caring and always puts everyone else before himself. Even if Chris is having a bad day, he will push all of his problems aside to make sure he can help you with yours. Chris is a very caring guy, and the best guy a girl could ask for.
by joeythekitten October 31, 2019
Get the Chrismug. by mynamejefffunnymemelol June 22, 2022
Get the Chris Marquettemug. Coolest nigga to ever walk the planet. Driving fast cars. Getting money. Also known as Mr Bitches. Kanye and Travis’s homie
by Chrisgotbandz November 24, 2021
Get the Chrismug. The man I am going to marry. He is beyond funny and the sweetest person I have ever met. He is the love of my life. Most def the cutest thing you will ever see. there are no words to describe how amazing he truly is. Chris is a hot piece of ass and he is all mine.I am so thankful to have him in my life.
Chris is the shit and i love him MORE.
by CHRIS N COURT November 10, 2016
Get the chrismug. The ugliest human you will ever meet on the face of earth!This guys is so fucking ugly and he begs for gyal.He legit looks like he has Down syndrome that’s how ugly he is😂😂
Girl:Drop a pic
Chris dropped a pic
Girl: Ewww bruv get off my snap
Chris: Ahh,, lowe it I just want a girl fam please
Girl: Bruv,, you even begged it with that ugly yute Shekina don’t try chattin to me
Chris: Pleaseee,, I’ll pay you to be my girl
Girl: Your one of them ones that hacked your android to have proper emojis fuck off bruvv
Chris dropped a pic
Girl: Ewww bruv get off my snap
Chris: Ahh,, lowe it I just want a girl fam please
Girl: Bruv,, you even begged it with that ugly yute Shekina don’t try chattin to me
Chris: Pleaseee,, I’ll pay you to be my girl
Girl: Your one of them ones that hacked your android to have proper emojis fuck off bruvv
by Tmgggggg April 16, 2019
Get the Chrismug. 