National send nudes week

One more reason to send nudes to your significant other. Exactly like April 18th but a week long and usually from the 22nd to the 30th of April.

Yo it’s national send nudes week

by Laura667733 April 23, 2019

National Fake Date Day

YOU HAVE TO DAY SOMEONE IF YOU DONT YOU PUSSY!! THE RULES ARE YOU HAVE TO KISS,HUG AND etc... IT CAN BE YOUR BESTFREIND, BOY BEST IDC!!!

Today is National Fake Date Day!!

by Heyyybabbe September 25, 2019

national eat people day

a day where you get to eat whoever you want and when. it is the best day ever to get a juicy snack

sommer: hey what’s today?

mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?

sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?

sommer: YES

mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤

by lollollollollolollmaolmaolmao October 15, 2019

National Iris Appreciation Day

A holiday in which you celebrate someone named Iris. Usually celebrated with lots of food, gifts and money.

“Hey guys it’s national Iris Appreciation Day!”

by National Apprecciation Day May 30, 2018

National Suck Titties Day

this holiday is celebrated every year on january 19th.

Tim: aye you know what day it is tomorrow?
Jeff: no, tell me.
Tim: its national suck titties day! go suck you some titties man!

by californiabanga April 16, 2020

National Kick Aden Day

October 23rd is National kick Aden day. A day to kick anyone that has the name Aden or a name close to it.

A: ow why did you kick me
M: Because your name is Aden, it’s national kick Aden day

by crispygetsbits October 23, 2020

National Chocolate Milk Day

September 27th
The day of the year in which the most chocolate milk should be consumed by any individual.

"Hey, it's September 27th! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day!"
"Shucks, thanks Bobby! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day to yourself!"

by Nahyma September 28, 2013