Michael Weathers

True fact: as of 2017, people named Michael had about 13% of their general population who’d turned out to be gay.

Now please remember, in today’s society, let’s just play it safe and be fully respectful towards these groups of people by not going over the details.
GENERAL AGE: The name Michael became commonly used 50 years ago; everyone began to love the name Michael so it got to be a huge name & before ppl knew how much it was being overused due to the technological communications which we have and they didnt. (Aka Texting services, social media, video games, etc.) as the name grew in popularity, people look for other names, because naming a child the name of your sister or brother is just awkward.

Michael;
Funny af all the time for
His absolute randomness.
But he’s on the down low alot

Of the times anyways, In his thoughts
He’s fully convinced that he is gay
due to social standards, he tries
His hardest to NOT be gay,

Because at the time
Being gay

Was

Frowned
Upon, so he

Hides his sexual
Pleasures in hopes

Hed find a woman he
Loves from the bottom of

His heart, & just won’t admit
That the one who is perfect for
Him is his best MALE friend However
To all you Michaels out there, the society
Which we live in today, we are more
Open now, feel free to come out
Michael. Use the code name
“Michael Weathers”,

not
A name to
Discriminate

Against, so we
Are simply using

This name as an example.

Hi, I’m a michael weathers. I’m gay.

by Waitwho? June 17, 2018

Reverse Michael Jackson

To give girl with very white skin a very dark hickey. So dark it’s basically black.

She had a good time recently, bitch had a huge reverse Michael Jackson right on her chest.

by Avangaline July 12, 2018

Michael Milk'em

The infamous effeminate-featured junk-bond swindler from the '80's who selfishly viewed his investors as merely bountiful dairy-cows waiting to be gluttonously guzzled from.

Michael Milk'em squeezed and drained his investors dry, and then good ol' Bernie "made off" with the ill-gotten "liquid assets".

by QuacksO July 14, 2018

Michael Gloekler

The ideal gay fuck buddy. Usually a fat ass, retarded, and somewhat a cock. Extremely awful looking and is hated by nearly everyone. Proud of the faggot he is and what he can do. Tries to rape people he is fond of. Has red eyes that shine when he's found his next victim. Can be pretty dangerous. Will do anything for his first friend. Is an all around gay ass motherfucker.

Girl: I got raped by Michael Gloekler, I want him to fuck him.

Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.

by IAmGayBoiye July 16, 2018

michael steele

a person that thinks despacito and loss is still funny

michael steele still thinks those outdated memes are funny

by stanaal July 18, 2018

Michael Truong

A Michael Truong is the Russian equivalent of a Chav. Otherwise known as a Gopnik. The Michael Truong is special because when he T-Poses, his penis physically retracts into his anus, thereby gifting him with the ability to play Fallout 4 for several days straight.

Russian Gopnik: Oi whaddya think of me adidas tracksuit?
Michael Truong: Lil cheap don ye think. Oit brotha lemme jus go do play me fallout 4.

by nikito July 21, 2018

Michael

To find out if YOU are a Michael, ask yourself the following questions:
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.

Person A: My friend challenged me to a 1V1 earlier, but he failed at 11 kills to 1.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.

by notanoob101 July 26, 2018