u/g

abbreviation for 'upgrade'

I know a computer geek that could have gotten you a new 500gb for less than $50, and could have done that u/g for you cheaply!

by fpcassini November 13, 2011

u smooth

Mines if you shave, down there, or not

You just go up to a person and say “U smooth!?”

by Official Sexy Lexi December 4, 2019

Feed the U

To do something utterly disgusting but also required. The expression came about when a guy was sharing a small hotel room with his new girlfriend. After passing a stool in the morning, he discovered that the flush didn't work. Rather than face the embarrassment of letting his new flame witness his morning defecation, he dropped to his knees, grabbed the turd and manually fed it through the u-bend.

"I really don't want to do this but I've got to feed the u"

by horndog2017 July 5, 2017

U a bitch

U a bitch

U a bitch

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Been u$

There is good and there is bad ,but through it all it’s been the same gang through either or ,wanting to see you win since the beginning of time .

I appreciate you for real bro it’s Been u$ forever

by cmd_ September 26, 2024

Who fukd u in the ass

The joke WHO
WHO ASKED

is boring

u come back at it by sayin
((The one who fucked you in the ass))
That’s who

Chad: who
Tyler: who asked
Moe: the one who fukd u in the ass

by zaworldo August 9, 2021

21st Century Humo(u)r

21st Century Humo(u)r is the title of an era of comedy, commonly consisting of random sound effects such as the "reverb fart" and "deez nuts". Those born during Generation Z will find this level of humo(u)r highly laughable.

Example of 21st Century Humo(u)r:
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by Sana the Masako October 1, 2022