Japanese window cleaner

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.

"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"

"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"

by Geradinkus May 15, 2017

grease window

Another word for a fast food drive thru.

"Hey Doug, do you mind ordering me some french fries when you get to the grease window?"

"Sure thing!"

by Ne0tek November 2, 2017

greasy window

When your friend is banging a special girl. That's licking a window, and the oil from her nose is smearing on the window.

The other day while toby was banging out Tabitha, on the bus it was totally creating a "greasy window".

by Zack89 April 23, 2018

Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018

wet window

Usually involves jizzon a glass window. Often involves a nude women on the other side

I wet windowed the shower whe my chick came in the bathroom in only skin

by hauntedhouseofcringe May 9, 2018

Magic Window

Token-operated "peep" shows. The show ranges from mild to wild, based on the "dancer" and customer requests / tips.

In today's world, it is (was?) an old-school version of Chaturbate. But you had to go to the building, buy tokens, etc.

I saw a really hot chick shove a ______ in her ______ at the Magic Window the other night. It cost me $30, but was worth it!

by docebo June 9, 2019

Tolerance Window

The parallel feeling, while actively consuming a substance, like weed or beer, In which you can handle properly before acting drastically different.

Drinking 3-8 beers gives yourself the same feeling, but at 1 & 2 you’re sober, and at 9 you’re an asshole.

Mike seems to be fine even though he’s been drinking for the past 2 hours, he must still be in his tolerance window.

Feeling the same amount of high with 3 hits as you do with 9 makes you still in your tolerance window.

by Broozzay March 26, 2019