Boob Guy

Noun
They don’t exist. All men know ass is superior to tits but some men claim otherwise to avert suspicion of pedophilia. Men claim to prefer tits over ass because only adult women have breasts; therefore disqualifying them from liking children, who lack breasts.

Oh John, over there? He says he’s a boob guy but we all know what he’s really into.

by Jan Žižka December 23, 2020

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blue shirt guy

-a jerkface who gets waaaay too into an intramural, division A, co-ed soccer game. Also thinks he's pretty much the shit.
-makes fun of professional athletes
-thinks he's better than Ronaldo at soccer
-yells at girls when they get out in dodge ball

He's such a blue shirt guy, he got really fucking pissed when he tripped Saad and got called for it.

by Walter Owl February 6, 2009

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Fuckin Alright Guy

fuckin alright guy is a term used to ask a person if they are a FAG.

"hey joey you are a fuckin alright guy"
"what?"
"your a FAG"

by primo and jason July 3, 2008

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larry the cable guy

the best comidian ever!
should be the president of the united states

Larry the cable guy should be the president.

by kickass2014 July 3, 2007

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Nice-Guy Complex

The pattern of behavior in which a man slowly forfeits his masculinity to a woman believing that by empowering her, he is proving his love for her. This eventually creates a parasitic relationship in which the woman takes everything the guy does for granted and ultimately breaks his heart, leaving him an empty shell without the motivation to start over- the whole time never realizing why this keeps happening to him.

"I don't understand what I did to deserve this"

"You just suffer from the nice-guy complex"

by Stakeandpotatoes01 August 4, 2009

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