The deadliest thing on the planet. Contains Kim Jong Un’s nuclear codes, because he knows nobody will go in there, or if they tried, they would die.
by Johnathan Sins January 9, 2020
Get the Isiah’s Bum Crack mug.The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.
Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
by DarkTemple June 23, 2017
Get the chums before bums mug.Moroccan bum wank, or MBW for short.
The receiving individual is restrained on the floor by as many friends/colleagues as required.
The person issuing the MBW is naked from the waist down and parades to the crowd/ audience for a few seconds to music( such as the rocky theme tune).
Then, the issuing party squats over the face of the lucky individual so that their nose is in the crack of the bum cheeks, then the issuer sciffs back and forward !!
Job done!
The receiving individual is restrained on the floor by as many friends/colleagues as required.
The person issuing the MBW is naked from the waist down and parades to the crowd/ audience for a few seconds to music( such as the rocky theme tune).
Then, the issuing party squats over the face of the lucky individual so that their nose is in the crack of the bum cheeks, then the issuer sciffs back and forward !!
Job done!
by Nnnnnnndick July 26, 2017
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Get the Fatty bum bum mug.When you have fun sliding down a snowy hill with a plastic device, preferably placed under you're bum (gyat). Can be used in other contexts as well, you make your choice...😳🥵🧫Is the most fun when it’s a good glide. Try to avoid the grus, for the smoothest experience!
Origin: The king of sweden Gustav the third inevented the word in the 1700s. He was speculated to have been using this technique with his dear “friend” (suuure..) Urban.
Origin: The king of sweden Gustav the third inevented the word in the 1700s. He was speculated to have been using this technique with his dear “friend” (suuure..) Urban.
"Its snowing! I think I'm gonna go bum-noting later."
"It's more fun when you're two, i'll bring the bumnote😏"
"It's more fun when you're two, i'll bring the bumnote😏"
by cleverjerk567 May 12, 2025
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