Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight

Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday

by Warcat March 16, 2020

Nashville Flat Top

You come back from brunch after a night out in Nashville, and your first coffee-fueled, post-alcohol dump of the day is knocking at the door. You get to your room to find the maid cleaning the toilet and you have no choice but to go in the sink.

I got back to my hotel room, but the maid was in there, and I couldn’t hold it, so I had no choice but to make it a Nashville Flat Top.

by Geckster August 14, 2021

Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

TOP SCANKER

TOP SCANKER

TOP SCANKER

by top scanker January 18, 2021

Ball On Top

Said when a person has an inconvenience or went through something and they wanna move on to the next play/thing.

Person 1: My girl broke up with me.
Person 2: Damn bro
Person 1: Ay Ball On Top

by BYUUUUUUUUUU September 15, 2024

Top host

When soliciting sex online the phrase top host explains your going to be on top and the sex will happen in your home

Yo marv, I had some Bomb ass anal the other day she was a top host

by Pwatson September 3, 2016

5 to 6 top

A overlap of tarmac road above a largely used motorway or dual carriageway.

Jesus! Have you seen the 5 to 6 top?

by edward gaming September 2, 2022