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David

David is a retard
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David

David is a fucking faggot
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David

Who's that kid in a wheelchair

It's David
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f David

Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.
Hey Ms Lawyer… I can say I lied. Imma write a f David and say that.
by 3works4me August 12, 2024
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David is a faggot
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david

The word "david" is totally not a codeword for "jew" and totally does not originate from "the star of david" because that would be anti-semetic and saying anything negative towards jews can get you thrown in jail.
(not allowed to use the word "david" as an example because it would be hate speech)
by llVIU October 12, 2025
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Fat David

A Large white man named David

Some say he’s a myth
Some say a legend

Others call him One Big Cracker
Owner of Dinyo
Why is Fat David’s dad so fuckin wild
by YBoog69 October 21, 2025
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