Why u so fat?!

Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths

Why u so fat?! Jonathan?!

by Nugget32 June 9, 2022

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

They never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

by Me bois March 22, 2021

no u

the most incredible comeback e v e r used in the history of mankind

John: yo dude ur mom gay
You: no u
John: *absolutely f*ucking dies

by shreked101 December 11, 2019

NO U

No its U

u giey
no u

by LoLBiTxD September 11, 2018

U tou

U tou is the perfect way to snap back at those people that think they're cool saying no u!

Bro no u!
U tou!

by Stiky licky dicky February 23, 2019

no u

the greatest comeback of the entire century

Mike: "your mom sucks dude"
Jack: "no u"

by scrolldown September 20, 2019

Smack duh shyt out u

Everywhere else this means to literally smack someone in the face but in Virginia this doesn’t mean smacking u across the face. This means to shoot you whenever you hear that run

I be wrong if i smack duh shyt out u right?
I be wrong if i smack duh shyt out u right??
*Pulls out gun
I be wrong if i smack duh shyt out u right???
Aye bob im trynna get me a free car n smack duh shyt out da opps

by Traptize January 18, 2024