Facebook Hero

Someone who purposely posts statuses that they know will get liked constantly. This person will always get 30 likes plus on anything they say, because of how famous they are on Facebook. Along with posting statuses to purposely get liked, this person will always complain on their posts, post song lyrics, and play "Truth Is".
Wow, that kid got 99 likes from bitching about another person, what a Facebook hero.

That kid purposely posts statues to get liked, what a Facebook Hero.

Bob said, "Hi" as his status and got 47 likes, what a Facebook Hero.
by 666hailsatan March 21, 2012
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Facebook Slam

Sending a friend request so they see who the slam is from, then immediately blocking them. When they click to accept OR click on the profile of the sender, it sends you to the FU screen that facebook puts up when you're blocked. The message says:

"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."

This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.
"I facebook slammed my exe's friends, who I never spoke to on facebook anyway, but I want to showcase what an asshole I am, so I sent them friend requests then immediately blocked them."
by Leaving Commiefornia December 15, 2016
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Facebook

An app for boomers who want to look at dumb and oversized(fat) people
Oh look at this stupid app facebook
by Udiridneodjrieo December 31, 2021
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Facebook Marketing

you can see this sentence overly used on yungstarbeam's comment section in instagram
yungstarbeam : *posted a cat meowing in agony*

the whole comment section : "facebook marketing"
by terry styles November 15, 2022
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Chronic Facebook Liker

A sincerely lonely individual that roams Facebook for any and all posts that need to be liked!!! Watch out cause tricky bastards get you every time!!!!
You have a major case of chronic Facebook liker.
by Schrades January 25, 2015
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Facebook

A website or app that is full of cringy ass bullshit
A website or app that is full of cringy ass bullshit
Yo bro, I cringed so damn hard when I saw that shit my Uncle and his immature friends posted on Facebook - Jason

Yeah, Facebook is also known for making their users say they have 3,000 friends, but those are fake friends for them because they never fucking met them and don’t know where they live. Facebook should be called Fuckbook - Greg
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 19, 2023
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Facebook missile

Someone who posts or shares certain posts on Facebook (usually derogatory or insulting) with the intention of a targeted person seeing it. (Target being someone in their life)
"Karen is such a facebook missile, we all know who she's talking about when she shares posts about unemployment"
by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024
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