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Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
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Call Of ZAZA

Smoking that call of zaza
Jacobs been smoking that Call of zaza for fourteen and a half weeks
by Cum use July 1, 2023
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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>Triple Back On The Triple BAck Expressive Smacked BAck Nature Called Nurture<.7.9.7.6.>
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too close to call it

When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"
Person 1: Suh du? How it's it going?
Persn 2: Too close to call it, my du...
by snatchyZ May 9, 2018
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La Calle no existe

La Calle no existe
La Calle no existe
by Real Alberto July 23, 2022
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