Switcheroo Bottom: A person who outwardly presents themselves as a top but secretly enjoys being a bratty bottom in the bedroom. Despite everyone knowing their true inclination, they adamantly refuse to acknowledge their bottom status
by I like cream cheese May 3, 2024
Get the Unorthodox topmug. by XD_Humanoid February 8, 2021
Get the Cheesy Topmug. The toppings that are left behind in the pizza box when you take out a slice.
Delicious!
Topping Droppings are a source of conflict when two or more persons claim that they came off of their slice.
Delicious!
Topping Droppings are a source of conflict when two or more persons claim that they came off of their slice.
Dude! Those mushroom are mine! They CLEARLY came off of my slice.
Dude! Those are topping droppings...fair game!
Dude! Those are topping droppings...fair game!
by C'czar and K La Di Da April 14, 2020
Get the Topping Droppingsmug. The extreme cool sensation you get when you get your dick sucked by someone who has recently used Listerine or a minty toothpaste.
Whenever I see my girl brushing her teeth I make sure to make a move so I can get that frosty top special.
by Extremesatan May 22, 2020
Get the Frosty topmug. by Tablecow7777777 May 25, 2021
Get the Carrot topmug. When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
Get the Cake On Top Of The Candlemug. That bubba Kush is top fuel.
Smoke walks into a dispensary and ask the bud tender , "what's the best top fuel you have today"?
Smoke walks into a dispensary and ask the bud tender , "what's the best top fuel you have today"?
by Human Being 3 July 18, 2021
Get the Top fuelmug.