playing with not myself

helping someone else masturbate

Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...

by thatstragic October 8, 2022

The Play

The reason the Stanford Band is infamous.
Cal vs Stanford, Cal wins, guy with a trombone gets hit.

The Play happened. Sucks to suck.

by gartssf November 12, 2020

does anyone wanna play minigames

"does anybody wanna play minigames" is a sentence made by the Gorilla Tag community it is said to mock little kids that play Gorilla Tag.

kid: "does anyone wanna play minigames"

person: "hell no"

by AidenSucksAtReading April 4, 2023

Played Out

When someone or something does something too much to the point you gotta say shut THE fuck up.

“Where you from?”
“I don’t even bang bro.”
“Nah blood that shit played out”

by Juug McDaniels September 24, 2021

why is my bus driver playing mitski

a term originating from a tiktok video from user dannydawg95 filming themselves with a concerning shade of red on their face asking why their bus driver is playing a song by singer-songwriter Mitski, with a comment saying “I have a better question”. so basically it means asking a different question when there’s a clear elephant in the room

Person 1: I have a Pixar theory. Ian Lightfoot from Onward is the lovechild of Remy and Linguini from Ratatouille.
Person 2: Isn’t that a Disney theory?
Person 1: “why is my bus driver playing mitski” ahh question

by number31intaminglazer June 13, 2025

I want to play R6

Husain, join

Man, I want to play R6 after my Fifa match

by TwitchMain April 8, 2021

I want to play a game.

Used when one wants to initiate in a board game with another. More commonly used with family/friends.

Jigsaw: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
Victim: Parcheesi or Scrabble?

by ??? Chungus October 11, 2023