married to my work

When your new flatmate says they are married to their work after you ask if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend, but they are actually just reaaaallllyyy gayyyyyyy. Also, they definitely saw you lick your lips after they said they don't have a girlfriend, so now would be the time to change the subject.

Person 1: "You don't have a girlfriend, then?"
Person 2: "Girlfriend. No. Not really my area."
Person 1: *stares* "Oh really." *pause* "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Person 2: *head turns slowly towards P1*

Person 1: "Which is fine by the way-"
P2: "I know it's fine."
P1: *small smile* "So, you've got a boyfriend?-"
P2: "No."
P1: "Alright. Ok." *licks lips* "You're unattached just like me... fine. Good."
-long pause-
P2: * looks down and back up* "(Insert name of P1), um. I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I'm flattered by your interest-"
P1: *shakes head, in distress* "No... No."
P2: "I'm really not looking for anything"
P1: *still shaking head* "I'm not... asking- no."

P2: *looks confused*
P1: "I'm just saying: it's all fine."
P2: "Good. Thank you."
P1: *eyes wide, probably internally thinking 'shit shit shit'*

by Mae Ellis May 3, 2021

Suck my ass

For all the haters who think they are good and better than everybody else.

"And then I said suck my ass!"

"Give me a time and place slut!!"

by Illuminati August 25, 2014

light my fire

the best song in the 60's

jiim morrison- the god of rock

by liranbj August 8, 2005

bust my chops

Bust means "punch" and chops means "mouth", so "to bust someone's chops" literally means to hit them in the mouth, but most of the time it means to give (someone) a hard time.

Don't bust my chops; I'm sick and tired of you calling me names.

by han meng July 14, 2008

Eat my ass

This is a term usually directed at someone you don't like or just don't care for.

Sally: "Fred is so weird"
Henry: "Fred can eat my ass"

by holveck July 12, 2018

light of my life

someone who lights up your life when your days are dark and you cant see you way without that special someone

in a relationship when the other person is having a bad day and the other persom just light up thier life and becomes the light of my life

by sherika January 11, 2009

my beef strong

Phrase coined by the African dude in Grandma's Boy after he farts and wafts the fart into his notstrils.
People who enjoy the smell of their own farts may sometimes use this term.

Guy A: "Dude, did you fart."

Guy B: "MMMM...My beef strong."

GuyC: "Boy, it really is."

by Jako Kot January 6, 2008