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Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.
Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.
by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025
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Religion cos play

A person who claims "God first" often in their social media but has never actually been to church, does not attend church, has never tithed to the church. They are also unlikely baptized.
Oh that's just religion cos play- stay away from her, she's not a woman of God.
by Goddoesnthaveyourback May 21, 2025
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No Hat No Play

Gospel in many Aussie primary schools. Possibly because the rate of skin cancer is so high in Straya. You can essentially do whatever you want in the playground as long as you're wearing your hat, the teachers won't mind.

Seriously, you can literally bully someone so much they go on to develop depression and 97 other mental illnesses (trust me i know), or you could shit a mountain on top of the handball court with your mates, go ham and the teachers won't give a fuck what you're doing - as long as you've got your hats on! Because, no hat no play!
Teachers when someone is being beaten up by eshays: i sleep
Teachers when someone projectile shits all over the walls of a classroom, turning the place into a Jackson Pollock artwork: i sleep
Teachers when some dipshit releases a jar of giant sydney funnel webs into the playground: i sleep
Teachers when someone forgets their hat: UNACCEPTABLE!!! No hat no play!
by jims gooning May 24, 2025
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Play Ball

Playing Ball is like shooting with some one.
by thinking about life May 31, 2025
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Playing Chief

To feign stupidity or ignorance of some knowledge, usually in order to avoid responsibility or gain some advantage
Marty: why did you vote someone out illegally, hold an illegal election and solicit grievances?

Chief Dixon Burtrom Pheasant (next last name TBD): I just became chief and I didn’t know. I’ve only had 8 years to read it and I am super busy teaching culture. I also have cancer 😢

Every council member: there she goes Playing Chief again…
by Petty Spirit Guide June 3, 2025
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I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!
Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"
by GlazeHer June 4, 2025
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Playing Elden Ring

Friend 1: Let’s play Roblox!
Friend 2: Hol up I’m playing Elden Ring
by makoshark28 June 4, 2025
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