Second Hand Hangover

After your friend has a night of drinking, and YOU wake up the next day with a headache.

Good morning Spencer, how are you?

Ugh....I have a headache
So, you've got a "Second Hand Hangover?"

by The Hartman June 9, 2017

xbox man hands

Usually associated with white people. Normally a butters girl who wanted to fuck on white males. Usually sneaks in your DM's.

Jake: "Yo, did you see Nico moving to Xbox man hands?"

Tyrone: "No man that's bun, why would he move to that?"

by LordOfNiggs November 4, 2017

Mexican Hand Clamp

The act of transporting large objects (sheets of wood, mattresses, etc.) on the roof of one's car using only hand strength to retain the cargo.

Mexican Hand Clamp example:
Juan: Yo vato, we need to rent a truck to transport some plywood.
José: No esé, we'll just (Mexican) hand clamp that shit on my 94 Civic and drive reaalll slow.

by Elijah Brown March 8, 2018

Vancouver hand job

When a woman is standing behind a male so that her chest is against his back and jerks him off.

Yeah man, we were both in the shower. She pressed her huge fuckin' tits against my back when she started to give me a Vancouver hand job.

by Bane1717 August 4, 2016

Limp-Dick Hand

When a fag with has a very soft, loose limp hand, like that of a chubby penis, specifically a fag named Marcus, while another friend, specifically one named Judson, recalls sexual adventures and then acts as if they have a deeper meaning to them.

Damn, at rehearsal today, Marcus totally had a Limp-Dick hand.

by Jssbsksnxj January 13, 2017

were yo hands at

were yo hands at is when somebody testing you and want you to fight

Bro you always talking all that shit tho but were yo hands at

by swag3783 February 8, 2017

Left Handed scissors

When two willing sexual partners rub anuses ,in a scissor fashion, for sexual stimulation.

I walked in to the local Mouse Lodge and caught Jeff and Tom using the old left handed scissors.

by DJ Rick MoreAnus December 10, 2019