Noun
They don’t exist. All men know ass is superior to tits but some men claim otherwise to avert suspicion of pedophilia. Men claim to prefer tits over ass because only adult women have breasts; therefore disqualifying them from liking children, who lack breasts.
They don’t exist. All men know ass is superior to tits but some men claim otherwise to avert suspicion of pedophilia. Men claim to prefer tits over ass because only adult women have breasts; therefore disqualifying them from liking children, who lack breasts.
by Jan Žižka December 23, 2020
Get the Boob Guymug. -a jerkface who gets waaaay too into an intramural, division A, co-ed soccer game. Also thinks he's pretty much the shit.
-makes fun of professional athletes
-thinks he's better than Ronaldo at soccer
-yells at girls when they get out in dodge ball
-makes fun of professional athletes
-thinks he's better than Ronaldo at soccer
-yells at girls when they get out in dodge ball
He's such a blue shirt guy, he got really fucking pissed when he tripped Saad and got called for it.
by Walter Owl February 6, 2009
Get the blue shirt guymug. by primo and jason July 3, 2008
Get the Fuckin Alright Guymug. by kickass2014 July 3, 2007
Get the larry the cable guymug. The pattern of behavior in which a man slowly forfeits his masculinity to a woman believing that by empowering her, he is proving his love for her. This eventually creates a parasitic relationship in which the woman takes everything the guy does for granted and ultimately breaks his heart, leaving him an empty shell without the motivation to start over- the whole time never realizing why this keeps happening to him.
by Stakeandpotatoes01 August 4, 2009
Get the Nice-Guy Complexmug. by iluvtunasalad November 4, 2019
Get the Are you a dude or a guy?mug. by theÅKARPguy May 10, 2017
Get the Guys and girls that vapemug.