bird geek

Emeka.

A man who kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".

Correction, not magpies, Pee Wee's.

A number of woman have reported being attacked by an unknown species of bird. These vicious birds have been waiting to attack women entering and exiting Health House in Darwin in the Northern Territory of Australia The bird geek kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".

by DCF giggler August 15, 2011

bird

A girl who has no ambitions in life. You will mainly find these women in 18+ clubs... But they just happen to be 23 years old.

Wasn't she just at the club yesterday? What a bird.

by Sicker than the Remix July 1, 2011

Playing Angry Birds

The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.

-Why won't you talk to me?
-I'm playing Angry Birds, apparently.

by UndoDog July 3, 2011

Dirty Bird

A dirty bird, a women who has no morals or respect for themselves. In other words a whore. Dirty Bird, or DB

"Hey man, i hope you didn't sleep with that Paige girl"
Yeah i did, why?
"I hear that girl is a Dirty Bird''

by greensmurf420 November 8, 2011

bird

a female slot,hore or stuff like that

1.that girl is a bird

2. no shes not
1. yea look at her clothes

by spongeb0b September 6, 2011

Liquid birds/bees

The kinds of birds and bees that think marching or putting signs or posters everywhere is solidifying or hardening them.

The Liquid birds/bees claimed to be in solidarity with this cause or country or that cause or country, but really they were an enemy of anything that wasn't pro liquid birds/bees.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Bird Win

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.

Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin

by Mluke November 24, 2021