a shitty clickbait YouTuber that uploads once in a blue moon and is kind of entertaining but somehow got 19,000 YouTube views. Very Shitty
by shitty reviewer April 22, 2020

chris is normally a person that is very funny and has a cute smile, he is funny (when he wants to be) and also has blonde hair, most of the time you’ll see a chris in a flannel most the time or sweats! he normally has abs (asf) and has pretty eyes, literally if you met a chris keel him. he’s a good person with a big heart you’ve just gotta give him time to open his heart up!
molly “have you seen chris today”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”
by a-sheisty March 16, 2022

Pretty cool guy, kinda wierd. Inside he hates every decision he makes but laughs it off because he has nothing to lose. Likely to become an alcoholic by 25. Woo
Chris is just chris
by Fml honestly July 6, 2016

A gay faggot with no friends
by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018

When you do something outright stupid, but it is normal to everyone.
For example, if you work in a NOC and throwing darts, balls, and random misc items, but no one give af.
This is a Chris Ly move.
You also have to say penis and gayest things every time you have a conversation (blondes love this).
Never ever have a legit conversation, always end with penis.
For example, if you work in a NOC and throwing darts, balls, and random misc items, but no one give af.
This is a Chris Ly move.
You also have to say penis and gayest things every time you have a conversation (blondes love this).
Never ever have a legit conversation, always end with penis.
by TheErectTacoofPenisLand June 29, 2018

Chris's are usually dangerous men. They like little girls and been to prison a lot. He is the kind of guy to give alchohol to underaged impressionable children and sells drugs. Chris's usually are very manipulative and delusional. Very dysfunctional. Chris's should be in prison they're whole life for the evil shit they did or might do.
"I think my daughter was molested!"
"By who?"
"Idk?!"
"His name must have been chris."
"How do you know?"
"Most scum bags are named chris."
"By who?"
"Idk?!"
"His name must have been chris."
"How do you know?"
"Most scum bags are named chris."
by Factsheet November 21, 2021
