Pocket Sauce

When a guy jerks off in his pants and cums in his pocket.

“I stuck my hand in my pocket and my hand got covered in pocket sauce”

by Funketto December 24, 2020

Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.

OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.

by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020

Pocket Pussy

A pocket pussy is what is used when a man is too lonely and horny. The man usually can not find a women so he goes to a pocket pussy. Best known as a fake vagina. They come in many shapes and sizes. I even believe women might buy one to practice the oral sex. Pocket pussies are always a last resort and if your friend uses one, well find him what ever he prefers. Man or women.

After Jimmy was denied from his date he went home to his sad apartment with whom he shares with Fred. Fred then says "date go bad man? " and Jimmy replied "So bad that I have to use my pocket pussy tonight"

by Noneyourbusinessok November 10, 2020

Present Pocket

It's like a prison pocket, but a surprise

Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.

by FuryCollector November 14, 2020

drug pocket

the booty hole, so the fuzz don't find your elicit materials.

Shit the cops pulled up. Todd stuff this shit in your drug pocket! Take one for the team bro.

by ButtPieR8 November 16, 2020

pocket pedo

someone five years older than someone whilst still being quite young being under the age of 30

that young man is a pocket pedo

by quietboyinthebak November 19, 2020

tiny pocket dr t

"THERE WERE NO HOT TIPS. ONLY TINY POCKET DR T. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOOM!"

tiny pocket dr t

by jeffdiamondchin November 24, 2020