National Monique Appreciation Day

On February 22nd and 23rd we celebrate people named monique.

Emily: Hey! Happy National Monique Appreciation Day!
Monique: Thanks! I was worried you might forget!

by Not Jenavieve lol February 22, 2021

National punch Skyler day

Punch some named Skyler and just like slug bug if they flinch they get 2. October 23

Ah shit!! That girl over there has blond hair and her name is Skyler?!?! Lets jump her. Punch! Punch!! Its national punch skyler day.

by Rangers2020@ October 14, 2020

National Kiss a Kio day

February 27th, is the day on which you should kiss any of your friends named Kio because they're super awesome and deserve love. (Also buy them boba, if you're a good person.)

National Kiss a Kio day: A holiday made by Kio to recieve some love and boba.
Bryan: "Have you heard?! It's Kiss a Kio day!"
Your mother: "OMG, I'll go give him a big smooch right now!"

by KioLovesDumplings October 3, 2022

National Peppa Pig Day

National Peppa Pig Day is celebrated on the 29th of September. It can be celebrated in any way (as long as it celebrates the life, creation or clips of peppa pig and her friends). Some people believe this special day isn’t as recognised as much as it should be. Happy Peppa Pig Day!

It is National Peppa Pig Day on 29/9/2021

by Tammy Sandford August 21, 2021

National Grumpy Asshole Day

Every June 1st is National Grumpy Asshole Day. Make sure to appreciate any grumpy asshole’s you know.

“Hey, it’s June 1st, you know what that means...”
“Ugh”
“It’s National Grumpy Asshole Day! Happy grumpy asshole day!”
“shut up”

by mwah_fishytits November 21, 2020

National Whip-a-Kid Day

November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150

It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.

by Supreme Dick Fidler November 29, 2020

National Anti-horny day

(re-doing this because somebody forgot to say the name :D)

National Anti-horny day is held on April 15th, one day before National horny day.

If you celebrate this day, it counters the National horny day, and you are not able to go to National horny day.

probably pro lmao: i am honry please peg

somebody else: no i have celebrated the funny National Anti-horny day.

by hypesquid April 7, 2021