dragon zelda

my wife :3

them: dragon zelda??
me: MY WIFE!!!!!!!! :D

by angelthesquid June 29, 2024

Dragon

Dragon dez nuts across yo face. disrespectful or respectfully based on da man.

who’s the dragon right next to you?

what dragon?
DRAGON DEZ NUTS ACROSS YO FACE

by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Pocket Dragon

Another name for a lighter

Person 1: “you got a pocket dragon i can borrow?”
Person 2: “a what?”

by okaybuddy420 April 5, 2023

Dragon

A woman.

Man 1: The dragons are out today.
Man 2: Just don't tick them off, they'll start roaring and breathing fire!
Man 1: Ha ha ha, we call that PMSing where I come from!

by sighkickspy April 16, 2024

Dragon Slurp

When a guy slurps up a woman’s period blood and spits it out their mouth like a fire breathing dragon and continues to fuck her

She was on her period so i gave her a dragon slurp

by Atominicc February 2, 2021

Quadruple Dragon

The moment when a pregnant woman vomits, urinates, defecates, and has her water break simultaneously.

Did you know that Jade had a quadruple dragon in the delivery room?

by Angry_salmon43 January 4, 2025