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Broccoli haired

An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.

Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.
Damn, the broccoli haired dipshits are at it again!
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
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Pineapple hair

Pineapple hair the meaning of somebody with hair that looks like a pineapple from a Anix video
I have pineapple hair!
by Nick1267rt6d June 16, 2020
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mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘
it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!
by bdnsiegebenen September 16, 2023
mugGet the national let your daughter straighten her hair daymug.

de-hair out

the act of shaking and/or hanging up an item — generally blankets, clothing, towels or rugs — in an effort to decrease the amount of accumulated pet hair.
The dog has been laying on that blanket for a week, so I shook it and hung it over the railing to de-hair out.
by Metaphormidable April 21, 2018
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National grab hair day

Touch anyone’s hair you would like. It won’t be weird since it’s national grab hair day!! National grab hair day starts on 22nd March, so be ready!! :)
Your hair is very nice!! *grabs hair* oops byeee!! National grab hair day
by Joes hair March 20, 2021
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Pineapple Hairs

Anix's definition of the leaves on top of a pineapple.
Anix: "I'm going to call them pineapple hairs. It better be in urban dictionary by tomorrow.
by Jordields June 16, 2020
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