Fatty Fall Down

Perhaps the only joke that crosses all known cultures, races, and religions. A formula for laughter as old as comedy itself, fatty fall down occurs when a fatass falls over.

Dick: "Dude, did you see that lard butt tumble off the stairs?"

Johnson: "Yeah, dude, everyone was laughing their asses off. Even the fat guy was, and he was shaking like a plate of Jell-O."

Dick: "Fatty fall down never fails, man."

by Harry Manasses June 12, 2012

Tactical Lie Down

A nap taken when someone is meant to be somewhere or has something to do but simply can't be arsed to bother with it.

Abbreviated to tld.

Dude 1: Alex was gonna come but he hasn't text back yet

Dude 2: Yeah he probably took a tld (tactical lie down) again the lazy fucker

by D3moralizer July 6, 2011

dick down shorts

These are short booty shorts wore when a female is about to receive some good fucking ( mostly worn by females with a godly body ) or any female tryin to get a male into the trap for some dick

" i need to go buy some dick me down shorts when Daquan comes over "

" I'm goin to trap so many guys with these new dick down shorts "

by Goturhoedoingsplitsonmydick August 15, 2017

sacramento scrub down

When you scrub your partner down but use your remains of the ejaculation and scrub each other down then the best part occurs when it becomes crusty

Andrew gave his grandma a Sacramento scrub down

by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 19, 2017

Trickle Down Shower

A shower in which you only apply body wash to the top of your body, allowing it to trickle down to your lower body in order to wash it instead of applying it yourself. Named after Ronald Reagan's famous use of "Trick Down Economics" which is known for being a failure.

Johnny: Bruh, your ass fucking STINKS.
Ronald: Really? I have been taking trickle down showers every day for a week, I should smell great!
Johnny: Bro you legit have not cleaned your ass for a week.

by yumspoiledmilk April 9, 2021

Sit-Down Comedian

A term coined by Hanley to characterize her mother Amy; the worlds first sit down comedian. Essentially, a sit down comedian is a true talent, pound for pound, whose beauty, witticisms and jocularity outweighs their body mass.

Comedy can be compared to that of bacteria. Its misuse and overuse leads to a significant loss in its effectiveness. A Newer, stronger strain must evolve over time in order for it to live on. For that reason, it’s inevitable a mutation of some kind will arise for it to become more resilient. In this case the ‘supersatire’ was sit down. Which proved to be highly infectious. :P
The idea was born when Amy was faced with the challenge of performing whilst standing. The performer saw no choice but to replace the comical aspect of stand up with sit down comic theatre, Putting a new happy fat face on comedy.

"I hear that sit-down comedian Amy is Notorious for eating doughnuts while performing on stage"

by 112Amzz September 30, 2011

One down, dawg

Response to inquisitive greeting that denotes you're getting things done (as from a daily list of activities).

Ed: "What's up?"

Alan: "One down, dawg."

by lastofseven June 3, 2010