by bitchboy23 June 1, 2017

If you have sex, it must be Anal. Also, sex must be incredibly rough. Passing will let you move onto Mindful Masturbation May.
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

I have a PET CESTODA and he is named TASMAN who is more important than me, my PET comes first that is what the little girls and little boys as well as what the babies want.
ANAL ALAN = ..SHIT.. which is SHIT IN SHIT and he can go lower BUTT my CAPSTANO PEPPER loving PET TASMAN is in charge and for my pleasure I GET SEROOUSLY GOOD STOMACH FUCKING.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 17, 2021

Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”
by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019

A Damestic Anal Bead is a toy used to pleasure oneself or another
Terry was walking home with her ex and asked if he wanted to come over and use her damestic anal bead. Little did he know it was a trick question she was gonna use it on him.
Terry was walking home with her ex and asked if he wanted to come over and use her damestic anal bead. Little did he know it was a trick question she was gonna use it on him.
by Mysticsword958 January 16, 2018

by blargalarga March 24, 2013

improbably unpleasant and useless person
my ex-boyfriend's an anal wank stain
by bobbybollox September 8, 2009
