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anally stabbed myself

When ya playin' with a figit spinner and you accidentally stab yourself with it.
Sorry b0ss I anally stabbed myself
by bitchboy23 June 1, 2017
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Anal Annihilation April

If you have sex, it must be Anal. Also, sex must be incredibly rough. Passing will let you move onto Mindful Masturbation May.
Anal Annihilation April made my partner's ass sore
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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ANAL ALAN = ..SHIT..

I have a PET CESTODA and he is named TASMAN who is more important than me, my PET comes first that is what the little girls and little boys as well as what the babies want.
ANAL ALAN = ..SHIT.. which is SHIT IN SHIT and he can go lower BUTT my CAPSTANO PEPPER loving PET TASMAN is in charge and for my pleasure I GET SEROOUSLY GOOD STOMACH FUCKING.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 17, 2021
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Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex
Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”
by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019
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Damestic Anal Bead

A Damestic Anal Bead, is a bead that is inserted analy by a person that requires pleasure
A Damestic Anal Bead is a toy used to pleasure oneself or another

Terry was walking home with her ex and asked if he wanted to come over and use her damestic anal bead. Little did he know it was a trick question she was gonna use it on him.
by Mysticsword958 January 16, 2018
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holy mutha of anal

the praising or excitment of the mutha of anal
by blargalarga March 24, 2013
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anal wank stain

improbably unpleasant and useless person
my ex-boyfriend's an anal wank stain
by bobbybollox September 8, 2009
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