by marc henderson October 8, 2008

by directioner#31237468 December 29, 2020

my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.
by Im fatty fat December 13, 2024

guy tops a girl
when a guy is shifting/meeting a girl and he slides her hands up under her top and bra and squeezes her tits
beware, if done without asking first get ready for a kick in the balls
when a guy is shifting/meeting a girl and he slides her hands up under her top and bra and squeezes her tits
beware, if done without asking first get ready for a kick in the balls
danny: did you hear that shane topped rebecca last night? she got so turned on she started grinding against his leg so he stuck his finger up her skirt and started fingering her! you should hear some of the sounds she made!
by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 16, 2019

Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com
“How was your date with Brian last night?”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
by QUILLCAT April 10, 2022

Friend 1: How long do you think these bananas will be good for? They feel a little mushy.
Friend 2: Ten days, tops.
Friend 2: Ten days, tops.
by Yos Doggo June 22, 2022
