magic toilet paper roll

a toilet paper roll that never ends

Bob- check it out, I got a new toilet paper roll
Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll

by someone_you_dont_know May 04, 2007

Tuck n' Roll

When a pre-op transexual takes a hit of ectasy.

That tranny is totally on a tuck n' roll right now...she can't stop petting her boa.

by ryansd77 August 07, 2011

stop drop and roll

when you see police, it's the phrase you yell....
you only proceed to do it if you're drunk.

"It's the OUPD! Stop Drop and Roll!"

by rgribble October 10, 2008

Bitter-sweet Cinnamon Roll

A person who can be innocent and sweet but is usually devious and slightly evil; their intentions however, are never meant to harm others

She seems like she's so cute and innocent but I saw her laugh when Dan told that dirty joke. She's such a Bitter-sweet Cinnamon roll

by Pickles-Tickles March 22, 2016

quarter shy (of a full roll)

Adjective

Slightly odd due to brain issues
Eccentric
Slightly weird
Strange

"That guy is definitely a "quarter shy (of a full roll)"

by Neil Ogism August 29, 2009

Dirty Stover Roll Over

In a nutshell, anywhere from a one night to a fortnight's stand.

"She looked good, but didn't have much of a personality, so I gave her the ol' Dirty Stover Roll Over and peaced"

by TeamLampRep November 10, 2009

Suck my tootsie roll

A better way of saying suck my dick Can be used aggressively or sexually.

Her: I’m on my period

You: Just suck my tootsie roll before you go

Or

Him: You ugly af
You: suck my tootsie roll

by Suckmytootsieroll April 27, 2020