National go to church day

Every Sunday is national go to church day after all these grab ass and dick days we need some cleansing

Hey it’s National go to church day today we definitely need to clense our sole

by Chooseholy April 12, 2019

National Monique Appreciation Day

On February 22nd and 23rd we celebrate people named monique.

Emily: Hey! Happy National Monique Appreciation Day!
Monique: Thanks! I was worried you might forget!

by Not Jenavieve lol February 22, 2021

National Thot Extermination Day

The day of exterminating shall be May 3rd of every year

You shall exterminate every thot in sight for this national holiday

Yo! It ot National Thot Extermination Day We need to exterminate every thot in sight!

by Yung Oro June 1, 2018

National Grumpy Asshole Day

Every June 1st is National Grumpy Asshole Day. Make sure to appreciate any grumpy asshole’s you know.

“Hey, it’s June 1st, you know what that means...”
“Ugh”
“It’s National Grumpy Asshole Day! Happy grumpy asshole day!”
“shut up”

by mwah_fishytits November 21, 2020

National Seduce A Robbie Day

On December 14th, you go to a person who has been given the nickname "Robbie" and try to win him over for the day. It becomes bonus points if he is in a current relationship

"Hey, have you seduced a Robbie yet? Its still National Seduce A Robbie Day"

by Annual celabration November 11, 2020

National Whip-a-Kid Day

November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150

It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.

by Supreme Dick Fidler November 29, 2020

National Kiss a Kio day

February 27th, is the day on which you should kiss any of your friends named Kio because they're super awesome and deserve love. (Also buy them boba, if you're a good person.)

National Kiss a Kio day: A holiday made by Kio to recieve some love and boba.
Bryan: "Have you heard?! It's Kiss a Kio day!"
Your mother: "OMG, I'll go give him a big smooch right now!"

by KioLovesDumplings October 3, 2022