National Whip-a-Kid Day

November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150

It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.

by Supreme Dick Fidler November 29, 2020

National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020

National Best Gf Day

January 16th is the dopest day of the month otha than the 27th. It is jennday

hey babe we going to Olive Garden
her: omg rlly why?
cus it’s national best gf day

by gangties January 14, 2021

National kiss faith day

January 26th is the day to walk up To Faith and try and kiss them

Faith: hey what’s up
* kisses faith*
Faith: uh why did you do that?
You: It’s national kiss faith day

by National kiss faith day😳🥵 January 26, 2021

national lily obsession day

for the one girl out there who has an obsession on someone named lily, you should hangout with her and talk to her and let your dreams come true. hopefully you are able to have sleepovers with her but i doubt that will happen. anyway lily if you see this make my dream come true and don’t hate me ever

national lily obsession day

lily is awesome

lily is kind

lily is my bestie

lily silly lily

by LILY IS MY BESTIE February 18, 2021

National Monique Appreciation Day

On February 22nd and 23rd we celebrate people named monique.

Emily: Hey! Happy National Monique Appreciation Day!
Monique: Thanks! I was worried you might forget!

by Not Jenavieve lol February 22, 2021

National Anti-horny day

(re-doing this because somebody forgot to say the name :D)

National Anti-horny day is held on April 15th, one day before National horny day.

If you celebrate this day, it counters the National horny day, and you are not able to go to National horny day.

probably pro lmao: i am honry please peg

somebody else: no i have celebrated the funny National Anti-horny day.

by hypesquid April 7, 2021