In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Dragonate

A really cool dude that plays a lot of Pokémon

“Oh look there’s dragonate, what a cool dude!”

by Hurtsdonuts15 December 4, 2021

Dragon hoard

A large pile of loose change, typically sitting in the very cupholder of your car, or the ludicrous amount of change people bring into stores without letting the few neurons they have fire off to go to the bank first.

Dude, how am I able to set my cup down? You got a Dragon hoard here!

by Tparrett8 April 10, 2025

Pussy dragon

A pussy so powerful that after sex the mans dick is on fire

Wow my dick is on fire. Thats pussy dragon for you it set things on fire.

by anonymous December 13, 2020

crouching tiger hidden dragon

The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.

Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."

Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."

by wangbangpro August 21, 2023

Cardboard Dragon Puppet

A cardboard dragon puppet is the same as a paper dragon puppet yet it is made out of cardboard.

Hey, I just made a new Cardboard Dragon Puppet.

by anonymous January 31, 2025

Taiwanese dragon

The act of inserting a tazer up a person's ass and turning it on, after you must drink a bottle of Windex then repeat until desired resulted

Yo dude I gave my girl a taiwanese dragon last night and she fucking died

by 10 hour portal radio loop November 29, 2021