chris

dont trust anyone named chris because if chris crossed applesauce what do you think he'll do to you

chris is so useless because the only thing he does is cross applesauce
i dont even wanna go near him

shiver me timbers
my timbers have been shivered

by sauntervaguelydownwards_please October 18, 2023

Chris

Chris is someone that thinks he is always right, marries asians, takes sailing lessons even though he knows he will never sail. Chris will have an excuse for everything. A Chris thinks it is his world and we are all just living in it.

Dont make Chris’ when you know you are wrong

by Sharkattack09 August 9, 2019

Chris Sexton

A tow mator looking son of bitch

Chris Sexton whipped out the the tow mators and sank them into some fresh watermelon

by Cachow bitch September 24, 2020

Chris giligma

A gay bitch who tries for girls but fails and doesn’t have a **** and likes Sam

Chris giligma is gay

by Jhon wick April 29, 2019

Chris

A text message intended to go to friends but mistakenly sent to your boss

Linda said, Bob sent me a Chris and I'm pissed".

by Rb21 March 3, 2017

Chris

Confusion, pure confusion...

Chris is Confusion

by KATANACHRIS July 21, 2021

Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

by rithmppig September 23, 2011