cock rug

The pubic hair that grows on the shaft of the penis.

John is such a cock rug!
Bill shaves his cock rug on a regular basis.

by moviewatcher25 October 2, 2007

Cock mackrel

noun; The cock mackrel is one who constantly changes their conviction to suit their present situation. One who changes their opinion to suit what is currently the majority's belief. A hypocrite. Related to the mackrel's behavior of schooling(in reality a cock mackrel is a small mackrel).

Those congressmen are such cock mackrels!

by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004

cock stare

To look directly and fixedly into the eyes, often with a wide-eyed gaze, wavering only when the gaze drifts downward toward the penis; and expression of obvious desire.

Guy1: "Dude, ****'s mom was giving me the cock stare all night..."
Guy2: "Haha, did you get her digits?"
Guy1: "Yeah."

by TheFastestMidget August 26, 2005

poop cock

An extremely smelly condition of the penis, caused by extensive anal penetration. The condition may linger for up to 13 hours after sesation of aformentioned anal penetration.

Bud: Man dude, I got a wicked sick poop cock from that...from your sister, its been there for like two days and its giving me a headache!
Jimmy: Im going to f-ing kill you, you f-ing poop cock! Beeootch!

by farting mike May 28, 2006

cock sock

Made famous by the Red Hot Chili Peppers a cock sock is a sock worn on the penis.

Flea dropped his bass and swung his cock sock around in a circle.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

double cocked

two cocks inserted into the same orifice

Daisy's twat was stretched to the max as she enjoyed the double cocked pleasure of Bo and Duke in the back of the General Lee.

by ToddAus August 29, 2005

alarm cock

alarm cock is when one is awoken from sleep by recieving head. usually the male beig awoken by a female but both cases are common and enjoyable!

timmy "shit dude my girl woke me up at like 6 this morning!"
pettie "what a bitch"
timmy "yeah but it was alarm cock so it was bless"

by Joe Dallyo May 23, 2006