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boner bake

Hey I’m about to eat a boner bake and head to the gym
by anonymous February 19, 2025
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Stoner Boner

a non-sexual fetish for what turns you on when you're high
I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.

You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.
by stonerbonerthefirst December 6, 2023
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Boner Breaker

The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...
Dude... You're in High School now... You need to have some kind of Boner Breaker
by Pit Pat Piper May 10, 2016
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reverse boner

when ones penis retracts back into their body due to the event of hearing something unattractive.
man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!

man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.
by BoxIconer May 2, 2022
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coner boner

The way of putting an ice cream cone on your dick and use it as a condom
Dude some guy at school used the old coner boner on his girlfriend.

lol thats funny man
by timmmmah June 10, 2012
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pickle boner

a pickle that has an extraordinarily long tip
Mark was eating a pickle boner today.
by lunarWorldZ May 27, 2022
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Boner

Person1 : oh no boner 😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵
pp : go up
by HoomanMonke January 26, 2022
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