Wet thigh fart

When the lover you have sits on your lap and lets out a fucken juicy one making your leg all warm and disgusting

Babe why the fuck did you "wet thigh fart" on my leg?!

by MajesticZero October 2, 2015

wet stone

A great nickname for an uncle

Call me wet stone eden

by BigBoyAaronE November 18, 2016

wetting the knuckle

female masterbation

she is in there wetting the knuckle again

by turtlesac November 24, 2016

Wet Snatch Syndrome

The phenomenon of a girl's underwear getting soaking wet after sexual activities or being turned on

Chris: That was great!
Ann: Yeah! But now I've got a case of wet snatch syndrome.

by Little_Annie228 November 19, 2015

Wet Ned

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.

Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned

by Lil pierre December 4, 2015

double wet dream

When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream

Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!

by Beer Buddha December 26, 2015

wet dog nose

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.

by All Outta Angst January 26, 2016