New York sober

When an individual doesn’t drink, but uses cocaine.

A: Why does Nick keep jingling his keys and going to the bathroom every 20 minutes?

B: Oh, he’s New York sober now.

by Bobbymcfartface69 September 16, 2022

New Mexico chimichanga

When you soak your girlfriends pad inside her period Gonorrhea seamen infested roast beef vagina remove it deep fry it for 4 minutes and enjoy with the world famous Allsup’s taco sauce .

I would definitely New Mexico chimichanga your girlfriend.

by Mrhoodies13 October 6, 2022

Troy, New York

A former milling town turned toxic dump that some people still call a city for some reason. Full of white wannabe gangsters and people who mistakenly think they can start a profitable business there.

Person 1: Where can I get those pills on the low-low?

Person 2: Just ask any mediocre SoundCloud rapper! I can get someone to deliver!
Person 1: Where you from by the way?
Person 2: I'm in Clifton Park, but I can already tell that you're from Troy, New York.
Person 1: So you can have someone.......

Person 2: Yuuuck... Not worth it... FUUUUCK that... Just no... (hangs up)

by coffee_by_the_pot April 11, 2021

new college leicester

lush school 🥰😘😍 xxx teachers only care abt what you look like and make us sit through maths for an hour and 45 mins 🤩🤩🤩 students are sooo nice and fights barely happen!!🤪🤪 the food is so yummy and very affordable☺️ (45p for a small juice carton are they mad)

Kid: mum can i go new college leicester
Mum: do you need mental help

by LLLhateyouallxx August 20, 2023

New Years ballbust

As soon as the new year begins kick a guy in the nuts as hard as you can and yell “Happy new year”

Are you ready for a New Years ballbust when the ball drops?

by Ballbusting enthusiast June 27, 2022

New Milford, NJ

New Milford, NJ is a tiny Town with a million residents in Bergen County, NJ. We could have been a nice town like our neighbors but our genius fore fathers head the great fore sight to sell off 1/4 of our town's land to a low life slum lord. This place is called Brookchester Apartments. Also, we sold off three schools only to have to add on to the three schools we had left. Yet another genius move by previous administrations.
Flanked by even dumpier towns and also nicer towns on the other side of the Hackensack River.

I'm from New Milford, NJ.
Oh, wow thats far, like up by Rt. 23?
No, not WEST Milford, the other, shittier one.

by jursylegnd May 14, 2008

new jersey meathook

A slight curvature of the index finger inserted into the anal cavity of your love companion.

Is that dirt underneath your fingernail, or have you been new jersey meathooking in the east coast?

by Mike Barbary May 30, 2006