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Big Bag Of Douche

Essentially a douchebag, but in a bigger, more badass, classy phrase.

Any drug that can be smoked, specifically weed or tobacco
Joey is a Big Bag Of Douche for shitting himself.

Gina has a Big Bag Of Douche were gunna smoke up at her party.
by sitting_goose_44_urmom December 14, 2009
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Dingle Douche Burger

A combination of the words 'dingle douche' and 'douche burger' to describe a person that is just so unbearably awful that nobody likes him/her.
I can't stand that guy, Tony. He's such a Dingle Douche Burger!
by Mrs. Raechel Shiny October 31, 2011
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sir douche nozzle

1.A person who usually has slight authority or seniority to others around them and tells others what to do in a dicky way.

2. Bosses people around with a negative attitude while looking down to them.
You would never believe what Sir douche nozzle just told me to do, Who's that? Steven after his promotion
by medicineballer April 7, 2017
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Satchelle de douche

Oui, oui that Francois is a real satchelle de douche
by TMoneyID February 21, 2011
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Douche-year old

When a douche nozzle/bag is throwing a tantrum.
This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.
by 4RealBiitCH September 3, 2018
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Cheap-car-douche

Anybody who refuses to pay more then the bare minimum for a car so that whenever you buy a new car they can continually remind you that you overpaid. This also allows them to insinuate how hands on they are since they have to continually upkeep their POS.
“My brother in law Josh refuses to pay more then a $1,000 for a car so her can continually remind the family he hasn’t paid more then $1,000 for a car in years and that he works on his own cars. He’s a cheap-car-douche.”
by Sukudonym September 19, 2019
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douche space shuttle

(n.)Like a douche bag, but with like a gazillion times more douche capacity.
"Hey, have you met Tommy?"
"Oh yeah, at the party last night. That guy is a total douche space shuttle."
by triangle77 February 24, 2014
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