Italian Coffee Cake

Cold left over pizza served the next morning.

Ok kids, do you want cereal for breakfast or Italian Coffee Cake?

by CoachMary October 3, 2016

STD Carrot Cake

Girls who have STDs

What a stupid MF called me.

“You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”

“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”

by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 August 5, 2021

chocolate cake shake

An awesome drink made by blending a peace of chocolate cake

I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE SHAKES

by DatGuy Miller November 20, 2019

Chocolate pound cake

When you're fucking a girl in the ass that has a yeast infection and you pull it out and cum in her pussy

So your girl gave you some chocolate pound cake last night !!!!!

by FuQ2Bitch April 24, 2021

Seminal Short Cake

When a short, robust woman is cream pied

Dude! Last night I turned my girl into a seminal short cake.

by Blossom_Shinagains September 21, 2019

Carolina Crab Cake

Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.

Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."

by TheSteamroller May 3, 2021

Dorito Cake Face

The Dorito Cake Face is similar to the Amogus face, but done without using a camera filter. To achieve the Dorito Cake Face, you must do the following.

Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.

Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.

Friend 1: Woah! What is that guy doing
Friend 2: He’s doing the Dorito Cake Face!

Friend 1: I’ve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!

by CCTheDog August 15, 2021